From the town of Rockwall, up Dallas way, a teacher at Heritage "Christian" Academy was fired for conceiving a baby out of wedlock. Really? Of course, the teacher is lawyering up to sue the school, which claims it had a right to fire her because she violated a "code of ethics" clause in her contract. Of course, no one actually saw her violate said clause, but the circumstantial evidence is pretty convincing. Whaddya think, GingerSnaps? Who's going to win in the battle of the christians and "lyings on her back"?
Speaking of christians and lions, Dallas megachurch pastor Ed Young felt it necessary to use a live lion and a live lamb in his easter Sunday service, riling the Humane Society folks to no end. Now, you all know how Miss Ginger feels about churches in general, and these non-denominational, egomaniacal ones really burn her biscuit! Really, dude, if you have to hold wild animals captive to explain the story of your invisible friend and his return as a zombie, perhaps you're not a eloquent as you think!
And, while this one didn't actually happen in Texas, it features the state's most infamous camera hog, Sheila Jackson Lee! Apparently Ms. Lee felt shorted by the lack of camera time she garnered during the recent conviction of Michael Jackson's
And finally, Frothy Mix has pulled out of the race for the Republican nomination, rendering the Texas primary a complete and total waste of time... not that it wasn't already!
So, sing-along, GingerSnaps!
"Stumpety stump stump, stumpety stump stump, look at Frothy go.....
Stumpety stump stump, stumpety stump stump,everyone told you NO!"